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style-banana:

Why aren’t there Pokemon emojis

style-banana:

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

Wow who is your physics teacher I think we have the same teacher

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gorilllas:

when you wanna do something fun but none of your friends are down

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spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

sexcake:

boys do this to me

sexcake:

boys do this to me

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lolzpicx:

me on my way out of finals

lolzpicx:

me on my way out of finals

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z-o-m-b-i-e-d-e-a-d:

Death is always the beginning of another life.

z-o-m-b-i-e-d-e-a-d:

Death is always the beginning of another life.

(Source: zarialinton)